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grogbert 

There is no "definition."
It is a username.

This word was created by Piglet the Pollywog on May 17, 2000.
grogbert at hotmail dot com
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Grogbert 

Big headed sexy boi, that has a 1950s name. He created stank bweff
"Did you guys see grogbert today? he was lokking extra hunky."
Grogbert by Kyle Crusan March 29, 2019

Grogbert 

A word invented by Julia Donovan in October of 2004. 'Grogbert' was first used while typing an instant message. The word means 'I am bored, say something more interesting.' The word is a question mark wrapped in an enigma for some, but for others, it is a household favorite.
Friend: "Hahaha"
Friend: "lol"
Ten minutes later...
Julia: "Grogbert"
Grogbert by Julia Donovan December 19, 2004

Grooberto 

The act of simultaniously pooping on someones lawn and sawing they're dog in half.
yeah man, i totally saw you grooberto mr jenkins last wednesday!

i know, i did it in the daytime!
Grooberto by HolyCrap90 September 2, 2010

Grobberting

Grobberting is the act of having yours or someone else's bones removed through the anus or vagina which can be consensual or non-consensual.
Person 1: Why are you limping?
Person 2: My partner removed a piece of my pelvis during our grobberting session.
Person 1: What the fuck!?
Grobberting by Tortaslayer1212 July 20, 2024
The Cool name for a bio teacher
Bye grobert, bye bye
Grobert by SomeOneNamedXyZ March 11, 2026
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