An elusive pair of beautiful boobies - kept warm and cozy in a grey dress. Only visible after midnight in various pubs and never to be seen again. Completely unforgettable - they will ruin the attractiveness of most all other females. Proof that God does love mankind.
by Mr. Smith's November 8, 2007
by Beetle Fajita May 9, 2021
Officially, Gritty is the 7 foot furry orange mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers (see attached). Gritty’s big googly eyes are are well suited for his search for the perfect set of feet that will quench Gritty’s ever-increasing foot fetish.
Unofficially, Gritty, like Hannah Montana, leads a double life in Keswick, the location of Gritty’s very humble abode. Said humble abode coupled with Gritty’s AirPods make Gritty the ideal candidate for Yuppos to hang out with.
Famous quotes include but are not in anyway limited to the following:
“Niiiiiice”
“Classic”
“You’ll find me in the libs”
“North>South”
Unofficially, Gritty, like Hannah Montana, leads a double life in Keswick, the location of Gritty’s very humble abode. Said humble abode coupled with Gritty’s AirPods make Gritty the ideal candidate for Yuppos to hang out with.
Famous quotes include but are not in anyway limited to the following:
“Niiiiiice”
“Classic”
“You’ll find me in the libs”
“North>South”
It is a contested topic of debate on whether Robert Spedding is Gritty, Grifter, gormless or a God????
by Lancashire Laddos May 1, 2019
by Bmoda June 30, 2020
Similar to Minosyndrome and or the opposite of Ahmedonome, Jot Gritty is to either go fishing or to want to fart on an infant child.
by Dukey A.A February 19, 2023
1) Tom Hanks in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his loneliness. It was not pleasant.
by dcruzado January 24, 2011
Man Gritty City is da absolute worst city in San Andreas. It's evan worse then Los Ventures and San Fierro. Not to mention it's infested with the Saints who are an evil-ass, heartless street gang.
by GriddyCityWarrior July 10, 2022