A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.
The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.
Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?
You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?
You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.
by David Krappenschidtz June 6, 2017
performing the act of cunnilingus on an ugly and/or obese woman.
masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork
severing the umbilical cord with teeth
masticating on a tough piece of beef or pork
severing the umbilical cord with teeth
"oh my dayz bruv, i know you aint fussy or nuttin' blood, but i can't believe you chewed the gristle of fat sam, you fuckin' skank!"
"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"
"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"
"oy chunky! Get your munting fat arse over here and let me chew your gristle, ya fat bitch"
"ha ha, you fuckin' wrong'n, i heard about you chewing the gristle of that unit from 'the log and cupcake'!"
by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009
i don't know about ring sting but my gristle whistle exploded after that hot curry last night; at the sauna she let me tap her gristle whistle with my todger
by Tudor Inn May 4, 2011
by vive cuervo September 1, 2008
You smell like back bottom gristle lumps...
by skorpionlady August 13, 2005
When you're making bacon naked and you stick your cock on the gristle making it nice and toasty and bloody and engaging in intimate anal sexual activity.
by Lil Peabody January 27, 2015
A fuckboy or "fuckboi" of a person whom usually associates themselves with an abundance of alcohol and an extremely low tolerance to intake. This often results in abnormal behavior and an excessive amount of "let me holla shawty" statements throughout the night. They often have an obsession with cold feet, especially if the feet belong to co-workers. Few have encountered a Gristle Jardo in the wild, but those who have often find it difficult to fully express the experience to others. It is recommended to avoid a Gristle Jardo if an escape route is present. Some say that a Gristle Jardo has ties to the Cartel, but not in the "I can put a hit on you" kind of way, but instead, the "Gritle Jardo owes money" and now goes by additional aliases to cover tracks, including but not limited to identifying as living in additional countries.
The Gristle Jardo was spotted downtown last night, you could hear it coming from the "Shawwwty" being spread through the streets.
by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022