Jardo

adj: Used to describe someone who is annoying as fuck.
n: an annoying person

Ex1: Yo this jardo bitch all up in my grill.
Ex2: Nigga u being a jardo
Ex3: Yo that new kid is being a jardo. I don't want to talk to him.

by TheFuckingMoon September 3, 2015

jardo

a fucking champion

'ur a jardo'

by Valeria March 21, 2003

The Gristle Jardo

A fuckboy or "fuckboi" of a person whom usually associates themselves with an abundance of alcohol and an extremely low tolerance to intake. This often results in abnormal behavior and an excessive amount of "let me holla shawty" statements throughout the night. They often have an obsession with cold feet, especially if the feet belong to co-workers. Few have encountered a Gristle Jardo in the wild, but those who have often find it difficult to fully express the experience to others. It is recommended to avoid a Gristle Jardo if an escape route is present. Some say that a Gristle Jardo has ties to the Cartel, but not in the "I can put a hit on you" kind of way, but instead, the "Gritle Jardo owes money" and now goes by additional aliases to cover tracks, including but not limited to identifying as living in additional countries.

The Gristle Jardo was spotted downtown last night, you could hear it coming from the "Shawwwty" being spread through the streets.

by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022

The Gristle Jardo

The Gristle Jardo is what one would refer to as a f*ckboy or "f*ckboi" well known for always carrying a "beverage" in hand while maintaining a low tolerance for consumption. This is often apparent by the loose phrase's such as "hey shawwwty, lemme hollla" as the night progresses. The Gristle Jardo has a wierd obssession with co-workers cold feet. It is advisable to avoid The Gristle Jardo if an escape route Exists. While little is known about the Gristle Jardo, it is believed that they originated in the slums of West Michigan, but claim territory to Kenya as well.

You could hear the Gristle Jardo coming from the echos of "Shawwwty" bouncing from the steel and brick of the downtown buildings.

by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022

jamdog

when a male or a female licks their sexual partners asshole. Jamdogging is to assholes what bowcatting is to vaginas.

i'm feeling kinky tonight, would you like to lick my asshole?
sure, lets jamdog each other tonight.

i love jamdogging, munching but is the best.

bruv! you rimmed that chicks ring, you're a dirty jamdog

by bristol street lad February 17, 2014

Jadon

He is a funny person, he likes to joke around and can sometimes be annoying but he couldn't care less. He is just who he is. He has the most amazing smile and has a handsome face that will attract girls (even lesbians) or (your) girl. He is nice and when you ask for something from him, he will most likely give it to you. He is smart and has a great sense of humor but most of the time he acts slow and will daze off while listening, looking at something or doing something. He is very trust worthy and can be trusted to do something for you or anything you need him to do. He doesn't like to judge but when he is provoked he will strike back and hit you with facts like crazy. He is thankful for everything he has. He prays for the best for himself and people he care for. People who finds him "annoying" just doesn't know what they are missing out on.

"Jadon pass by girls "

Person 1: Who he is
Person 2: I don't know but he cute though

by Canudigi May 1, 2017

Jaedong

Arguable the greatest Starcraft: Brood War player of all time. His career continued into Starcraft 2 where he shows promising results and is still one of the best players in the world.

Dude, did you see that muta split from Jaedong?

by VELO October 15, 2013