grip

A grip is a large quantity of time, money, or something else. 1 grip equals 2 months, 10 stacks of one-hundreds, or 5 of something else.

I haven't seen you in a grip.

by drhouse April 8, 2010

grip

the act of calling on ones stupidity and punishing them with a fierce grabbing motion to the back of the head...and if its stupid enough then it may be followed by a smack to the back of the head.

"hey were leaving for the store at two thirty"(broad daylight)

two thirty in the morning?!?!

Damn bro thats a grip.

by bolt speedmen April 20, 2010

grip

to grab or to hold as well

hey yo dawg stop gipping my nuts

by carlos estrada August 9, 2005

grip

A noun which pertains to an elderly person, usually with gray hair, driving an automobile with knuckles clenched on the wheel and forhead aligned to the dashboard, and a craning neck to look over the wheel, all done while driving far below the speed limit.

That old Grip was going 35 on the freeway.

by Ali G October 28, 2003

grip

100 or more of something

there was a grip of ninjas after me.

by jackscrack June 10, 2010

grip

Collective noun for a group of wankers

Look at that grip of wankers

by Daim August 7, 2003

grip

a long fucking time ago.

shit mayne, last time we smoked was a grip ago

by Pretty princess February 13, 2008