When your friend serves you a meal from his/her barbeque and you don't like it. You express your dissatisfaction by taking a full on shit on the grill, where your food was cooked. You cover it up and the let the heat do its work.
Gregg put an avocado on my hamburger. I asked myself ,"Who puts an avocado on a burger?!" I left Gregg a grillmaster to demonstrate my outrage.
GrillMasterDad is one of the sexiest people you’ll ever meet. He knows how to grill like an absolute champion and he’s a dad?? what more would you want in a man?
Girl: I love GrillMasterDad
Girl 2: I can see why, he’s an absolute chad with that grill.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'