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grendels 

Noun: 1. A term used for undergarments worn for an entire business day that will more than likely need to be peeled off by the wearer as soon as he or she gets home.

2. Undergarments that must be taken off immediately one is able to do so in order to feel comfortable--usually giving off faint odor.

**In most cases, grendels have been worn longer than 12 hours or are crafted from unbreathable fabrics. The worst grendels are the ones worn underneath panty hose for 8+ hours.
After a long day of teaching tennis, Mark had to peel off his sweaty grendels and hop directly into the shower before doing anything else.
grendels by geniusH August 5, 2006
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Grendeling 

Based on the character from the Anglo-Saxon tale Beowulf. Refers to someone who stays locked up in their room, with the curtains closed, and only wants peace and quiet. If their wishes are not met they will huff and puff and possibly even massacre a large group of people.
Hannah: Hey, is Zena coming out tonight?
Jill: No, she's grendeling as usual.
Grendeling by Victoria Jumblesale November 2, 2009

Grendel Grenade

Grenade comes from the show jersey shore meaning and ugly girl. Putting grendel infront of it basically means a girl that is hideous.
1. Look at that Grendel Grenade
2. Mason is a grendel grenade.
Grendel Grenade by William A Rees January 23, 2011
A large beast from the epic poem Beowolf. Hates music, light, and having its arm chopped off.
Grendel terrorized an entire fortress until the hero Beowolf slew it.
grendel by Suerte April 6, 2005

grendelicious 

Monstrously good; sinfully delicious. A compound of "delicious" and "Grendel," from the poem "Beowulf."
These chocolates are grendelicious. I'd give my right arm for another!
grendelicious by gibi September 30, 2009

Grindelsexual 

Someone who is in love with Gellert Grindelwald from Harry Potter series.
Hey! What is your sexuality? I am Grindelsexual!
Grindelsexual by lolalia December 30, 2020
Known as the bigass monster that eats guys for the hell of it from the English epic, Beowulf. Something referred to as Grendel has to be big, dangerous, and dominant. It can be a hungry fat guy, a relative of Jabba the Hutt, Britney Spears-Pregnant Style, or even the moustache on Wilford Brimley. Whatever it is, it's disturbing to the general public.
1.) Hey little Billy, you better stop hangin' around with that Grendel, you might suddenly be absorbed.
2.) Dude, that guys got Grendel on his face!
3.) It's Grendel: Live on Broadway, starring the pregnant Britney Spears as that...thing.
Grendel by knowledgeman October 5, 2006