Green Vagina

A girl who is about as appealing as an elephant taking a shit while naked. She might be very appealing otherwise, but naked, she is disgusting and probably has a vagina beard.

See also: FUBM, FUBS

Guy 1: Dude I got Brittany to take a nude pic of herself and send it to me last night.
Guy 2: Oh, really?
Guy 1: Yeah, I broke up with her.
Guy 2: Green Vagina?
Guy 1: Green Vagina

Green Vagina by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009

vagina greed 

When a man wants vagina to the point it's almost insane or dangerous

Whoa! he fucked your mom and your sister and every woman that worked at wal-mart that's vagina greed who needs that much?

vagina greed by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 31, 2015