Green Porn

To love gardening by toiling in the soils of the out-of-doors, propagating honest and humble legal plants for pure enjoyment of nature, the earth and seeing something grow. It is okay to talk green porn to other like-minded individuals. Beware as those who do not will quickly get the deer-in-headlights look or the Homer glazed over look.

That "Hosta la vista" baby group on Facebook is Green Porn man.
Garden tours with the gals is just good green porn time.
swapping seeds with neighbours is what I did this weekend. Can't wait until I see my green porn.

by Saladmaster November 4, 2012

Greenpoint

An interesting section of Brooklyn, New York, where much of the population is, and speaks, Polish, Ukrainian, and Lithuanian. Known for good Polish restaurants, and very easy to get to by train from Manhattan or Queens (you can see Manhattan's beveled Citicorp Tower from most of the streets). Near Metropolitan Ave. just a few blocks away from the beginning of Greenpoint, there's a beautiful Russian Orthodox church with maroon onion domes and gold crosses.

My drothers are for a Polish restaurant, so let's have some chow in Greenpoint!

by pentozali April 20, 2006

greenhorn

Someone who is unfamiliar with, or is new at a concept. Someone who is alien to a particular way of life.

The old mountain man is often bothered by the greenhorns that live close to him.

by Super Gerbil July 17, 2004

greenhorn

an inexperienced person, a rookie

The greenhorn fisherman ended up drowning in the ocean due to being pulled overboard by rope that was attatched to the cage.

by Light Joker June 2, 2005

Greenhorn

Someone who is new at something.

Damn. Hoochie was all up on his tip, but greenhorn couldn't tap that ass.

by Xerobull November 29, 2002

greenhorns

A derogatory name that is used to insult a person of Portuguese ethnicity.

Larry: "jeez i hate thoes Greenhorns"

Gary: "what are Greenhorns Larry?"

Larry: "its a mean word to call a portuguese person"

by thasc18 August 20, 2010

Greenhorned

1. To be taught the way by someone who doesn't really know what they're talking about.
2. To teach old dogs new tricks.

John: "hey man, how did prom night go?"
Steve: "dude, i've never been greenhorned so much in my entire life..."

by jerrycurls April 3, 2009