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Greenhorne 

1. An Individual that is a Daily Smoker, but doesn't let the herb's effects get boring. (I.E. gets creative with his smoking rituals)

2. A hipster that doesn't act like they don't give a shit.

3. A fan name for the band "The Greenhornes"
1. Pete - Man, what the fuck happened last night?

Ian - After both cross joints and the brownies, I think we watched funny shit on the internet.

2. Megan - (Hipster voice) Ohhhh, did you hear they're closing our record shop.

Mike - Too bad.

Greenhorne - WHAT THE FUCK?

3. Rick - You know Jack Lawrence?

Greg - Wasn't he in The Greenhornes?
Greenhorne by Buddha. July 14, 2010
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Greenhouse breed 

Like plants that are grown in a greenhouse, can't manage wind or rain. Greenhouse breed humans can't manage different opinions or points of view. They are easily offended by anything, and in most cases, are narrow-minded.
Yesterday I talked with Bob, and he got offended because I didn't like someone's T-shirt. He is such a greenhouse breed.

₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ (Greenhouse) 

He is always touching people and is always moaning in class. He is also a short kid who acts very sus. This kid also makes weird faces at people like he is gay.
₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ (Greenhouse) is always trying to be gay with me! WTF!

greenhorn 

Someone who is unfamiliar with, or is new at a concept. Someone who is alien to a particular way of life.
The old mountain man is often bothered by the greenhorns that live close to him.
greenhorn by Super Gerbil July 17, 2004

greenhorn 

The greenhorn fisherman ended up drowning in the ocean due to being pulled overboard by rope that was attatched to the cage.
greenhorn by Light Joker June 2, 2005

grandads greenhouse 

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit
"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"
grandads greenhouse by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

greenhouse shake and bake

While inside the first set of doors in the double door greenhouse entrance of fast food restaurants, one person stands inside with both doors closed and releases flatulence while shaking their body, then immediately enter the second set of doors and closing the door behind them as fast as possible. Immediately, the heat in the greenhouse will move the air and bake the fart, thus, leaving a smelly present for the next customer walking in.
Bill left a Greenhouse Shake and Bake in the greenhouse of the Golden Arches much to the dismay of Jeff who was behind getting a refill before heading to the car.
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