Green Genie

A sex move performed with the following steps.
1.While fucking a girl and smoking a joint stick the joint in her pussy
2. Punch her in the stomach so that she contracts with shock
3. Rub the pussy as the smoke escapes (a green genie being rubbed out of the lamp)

Did you hear Brad gave Emily a Green Genie last night?!

Green Genie by laMP of the green genie September 27, 2021

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Green Genie

To fart into near empty water bottle, and wait for somebody to open it.

“Green Genie Richard’s water bottle.”

Green Genie by iiLibra April 28, 2025

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the green genie

n. Slang, A synonym for an american express card used for corporate purchases. Derives its name from the green color of the credit card typical of american express corporate cards.

Don't worry, the green genie's got this - Barkeep! Another round!

the green genie by red42shorty June 15, 2016

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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