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great glass elevator 

Also known as an 'inverted glass bottom boat.' This is when you encounter a girl who is so slutty that vaginal intercourse is completely out of the question. In fact, her level of whore-ness is so great that you have to worry about the disease and infestation that has made its way to her anal-cavity. One condom will not suffice with this bitch, and the risk of breaking a condom while double bagged is too great, so the only viable option is to lay a piece or saran wrap over her asshole before proceeding with insertion. This added layer of protection will help protect against most unwanted diseases.
That bitch was so dirty I had take the Great Glass Elevator all the way to the top!

Bitch ain't gonna shit right after I get off the Great Glass Elevator.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016