When a bro grabs another man's balls and gently squeezes. Must be a surprise and should last no longer than 3 seconds. Completely not gay, unless said squeeze lasts longer than the maximum time. One alternative is the Greyhound, which consists of reaching from behind in between the legs rather than the more traditional side grab.
I gave Dan a great dane and he liked it in a completely non-Gay way.
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*