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Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger

The nastiest shit you've ever seen and tasted in the form of food. Whoever the fuck made this putrid excuse for a meal should kill themselves. This is my argument for eugenics.
At first, I REALLY liked In-n-Out, but then I ordered a double-double yesterday and they gave me a Dirty Greasy Asshole Burger.

Grease Burger 

When a females vagina resembles that of a medium rare burger and is also drenched in grease.
“Steve fucked a total grease burger last night, he says his dick smells like cabbage now!”
Grease Burger by Joe.mama September 23, 2019

grease burger 

The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.
John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?

Jason: No!

John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!

OR

Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.
grease burger by baller207 July 21, 2009

Greasy Borger 

A fat greasy fuck who lives in his asshole and jerks to himself using the snap chat girl filter.
Person 1:Hello and welcome to Denny's what would you like
Person 2: I want a number 69 GREASY BORGER please
Person 1: Cumming right up
Person 2: "ENGULF"

greaseburgers 

a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds
Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?

well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.
greaseburgers by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010