grease bang

when one skips a few days of showering and their hair becomes greasy. if they have side bangs they will split up in chunks of shiny hair instead of having a all the hair as one

Uhg.. these grease bangs are pissing me off!

grease bang by llllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 13, 2010

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grease bangs

Bangs that have not seen the hot stream of a shower in at least 48 hours.

"Look at my grease bangs, I'm bringing sexy back and I'm hunched over on two chairs"

grease bangs by CSSJ April 13, 2007

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Greasy Bangs

When somebody has been doing physical activity and their fringe (bangs) become sweaty (greasy)

I have just finished climbing and I have greasy bangs

Greasy Bangs by Greasy Bangs gang August 13, 2017

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Greasebag

Georgia

Ewww georgia has really greasy hair shes a greasebag

Greasebag by Elightex August 28, 2017

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Greasebag

A fucking douche that is really annoying and usually a shit hair and thinks he can nail pussy

Jackson is fucking greasebag dude.

Greasebag by Phu February 15, 2017

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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