gravy goblin

An extremely annoying and obese woman who will never hesitate to comment on the aroma of food within a 20 nautical mile radius. Also it is not uncommon for these creatures to become infatuated with angry corporate men and to fill water beds with gravy; hence the name.

Dan should never have carpooled with that gravy goblin: He tried to get out of talking during the drive by saying his air conditioner broke so he had no sleep the evening prior... This didn't work as she replied "you can stay at my place as long as you don't mind cats!"

by Roger Brubeck January 21, 2008

Gray Goblin

The tests revealed text stating that Gwen had been pregnant and had twins. He collected DNA from the grave of Gwen Stacy and prooved that the twins, Sarah and Gabriel (who had been threatning and attacking him and his family) were her children.
Mary Jane then revealed that she had known for years that the father of Gwen's children was Norman Osborn, the Green Goblin. He got so enraged that he broke everything within reach. He met Sarah and Gabriel on the Brooklyn Bridge, the place of Gwen's death, to tell them that Osborn had been manipulating them. Angered, Gabriel remained convinced of Osborn's lies that Peter was their father, and that he had abandoned them. Sarah, on the other hand, believed Peter. Gabriel then attacked Spider-Man, but Peter refused to fight back since he didn't want to hurt Gabe. Police then shot at them, wounding Sarah and causing her to fall off the bridge. While Spider-Man rescued her, Gabe went underground to an area predetermined by Norman Osborn. There, he discovered that Peter had been telling the truth. He injected himself with the Goblin Formula and donned a gray version of the Green Goblin costume, becoming the Gray Goblin.

Norman Osborn and Gwen Stacy had a kid and he became the Gray Goblin.

by Owen Cerruto April 11, 2023