graspy 

a real nasty person that doesn't care about others. dirty, trifflen: broken dude that thinks he's all that and not.

pretender, faking to fit in with other to get a title

why are you acting so graspy all the time

graspy by tamika hunt October 14, 2022

shaft-grasper 

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

shaft-grasper by rmcanada June 20, 2013

Grassy 

Grassy used To describe two of the Grassiest people in the world! It’s means epik, gamer, or any other Complement words! And we know for a fact Grassy person B really likes Grassy person T :)

You are my favourite Grassy person

Grassy by GrassyPerson February 10, 2020

Firmly grasp it! 

The act of stabbing someone so hard with a long hard rod to the pound that it rips their skin and goes through their hand, this rod could be a jellyfishing net, knife, or your penis

Firmly grasp it! Or I kill you

Firmly grasp it! by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

Shaft grasper 

A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.

Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"

Shaft grasper by fruitbeer June 19, 2013

Grassy-ass 

'Thank you' in Spanish the way a tourist might say it. Also referring to the behind of someone who sat in a field for too long.

Grassy-ass for the crappy Spanish lesson.

Don't drag your butt on the ground next time, grassy-ass!

Grassy-ass by The Kwoshinator May 12, 2008

Arabian Camel Grasp 

A violent open hand clutch on a Females Vagina.

I totally gave my girlfriend the ol' Arabian Camel Grasp last night.

Arabian Camel Grasp by Steel Balls November 22, 2011