grape nut

an annoying teenager usually a girl that acts higher than others and has no real priorities. She/he treats others with no repect and is very insecure.

"Hey, I just got it in with a grape nut! And I ain't calling her back!"

by francias January 26, 2011

golden grape nuts

When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.

"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"

by uptanuthin' March 4, 2009

Grape Nuts

Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinless grapes.

Dude, I could really use some talcum powder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

nut graph

In journalism, the nut graph is the paragraph that expresses the main idea of the story or article, shortly after the lead.

You buried your nut graph in the middle of your story.

by Peter November 14, 2003

Grade A Nut

(1) An enthusiastic but insane person.

(2) One who is charismatic and engaging, but mentally incontinent.

(3) An aggressively foolish person.

He thinks that just because his roommate didn't clean up his belongings, he's justified in throwing them all in the trash! He's a "grade A nut"!

by BtotheBrown December 3, 2011

Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.

Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.

by TheBeato November 5, 2023

grapenuts

Haemorrhoids;piles

"Christ, my grapenuts feel like they're the size of basketballs"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003