Grape Dick

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A tiny weiner the size of a grape. normally blonde hair people have

kevin has a grape dick

Grape Dick by snakecage September 19, 2012

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grape dick

a small choad like shalong that is purple and has big vains sticking out of it. most occurs on people with mole legs

craigs willy is grape colourd with purple vains and its bent

grape dick by mickles October 28, 2004

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Grave Dick

When a guy ghosts you and then reappears by sending a dick pic.

I hadn’t heard from him in forever and then I get grave dicked.

Grave Dick by IPeeBee March 18, 2024

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dick graze

A way of subtly running the back of your hand over someone’s penis as an alternative to the more traditional handshake, high-five or fist bump.

My buddy introduced me to the DICK GRAZE!

dick graze by jean1938 September 8, 2014

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grade school dick

When your penis erectates, but still cannot perform coitus due to it being a pliable and soft erection.

I was gonna fuck that chick but I was only working with a grade school Dick and couldn't get it harder for the life of me!

grade school dick by Batman's Nutz June 5, 2016

National dick grope week

October 6-12 is the week you get to grope anyone dick

I can’t wait till its National dick grope week

National dick grope week by Ass slapping October 3, 2019

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Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good

The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze

Grade A dick sneeze by Dinkster October 25, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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