Grants Pass

A small town in Oregon full with too many senior citizens and drug problems. Named one of Time Magazine's top five places to retire in the United States (along with, oddly enough, Ireland, which does not fit the definition of in the United States).

One: Where you from?
Two: Do I have to tell you?
One: Oh, you're from Grants Pass huh?

Grants Pass by Crystalann August 1, 2008

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Grants Pass

One of the most beautiful towns in Oregon, set in one of the most beautiful valleys in one of the most beautiful counties.

Someday I want to live in Grants Pass.

Grants Pass by Beeboobop85269 December 22, 2009

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grants pass

a small town with many cool people in oregon kinda quirky but very active

i love living in grants pass

grants pass by nettierobot August 18, 2008

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Grants Pass

A somewhat decent small town in a hella boring state. In Jackson County a codeword for "hick" though they aren't all that much better off despite that good music drops through much more. It's Oregon, little difference apart from slightly more services really.

Decisively conservative, but less so than the surrounding county.(the recent levy passed)

Also known for a large concentration of people with mental problems.(the spoon guy who holds spoons up to the sun)

Oh, and certain punk kids are rowdy as shit. The Mexicans and white supremacist types occasionally like to throw down. Please stay away from the west. Our local music scene is a pale imitation of Portland's(speaking of metal specifically, and not other genres)

Grants Pass: thought by everyone to be as boring as towns get until they visit Pendleton, Coos Bay, etc......

Grants Pass by Youdon'twanttoknow May 26, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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