Galdness 

The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.

McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.

"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"

That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.

Galdness by Lancaster's Second Finest June 6, 2015

grandissimus 

A latin-esque name for the gigantic dong of a whale. Whales are big, so their junk is big too, so big, in fact, that you might describe it as "grand" even.

"Look at the sailor, called the mincer, who now comes along, and assisted by two allies, heavily backs the grandissimus, as the mariners call it, and with bowed shoulders, staggers off with it as if he were a grenadier carrying a dead comrade from the field. Extending it upon the forecastle deck, he now proceeds cylindrically to remove its dark pelt, as an African hunter the pelt of a boa. This done he turns the pelt inside out, like a pantaloon leg; gives it a good stretching, so as almost to double its diameter; and at last hangs it, well spread, in the rigging, to dry. Ere long, it is taken down; when removing some three feet of it, towards the pointed extremity, and then cutting two slits for arm-holes at the other end, he lengthwise slips himself bodily into it. The mincer now stands before you invested in the full canonicals of his calling. Immemorial to all his order, this investiture alone will adequately protect him, while employed in the peculiar functions of his office." - Herman Melville, Chapter 95 "The Cassock," Moby-Dick

grandissimus by Second Mate Stubb June 23, 2016

Grandes Cojones 

Means, "Big balls," as in brave, courageous. On the verge of being stupidly reckless.

That cliff jumper has grandes cojones.

Grandes Cojones by TehPantz October 18, 2009

Graynessa 

A very beautiful and fire 🔥🔥 ship that needs to happen asap. They both look very attractive and have amazing and humble personalities. It's a fan ship between two youtubers named Vanessa Merrell and Grayson Dolan 💕😍😍 Both have beautiful smiles that brighten your day 💕

Did y'all see what graynessa posted in the same day on Insta? Yaaas fangirling 😍😍
Ahhh graynessa are so nice to their twin siblings Veronica and Ethan😩😍

Graynessa by 💚💚💜💜 May 5, 2019

grandvestite 

1.Over-application of the retro look so as to appear to be wearing one's grandparent's actual clothes.
2.One who is hopelessly out of style.

"I had an online date with this girl who looked like she shopped in her grandma's closet."

"' Her Grandma's Closet', is that one of those kitschy second hand stores?" I hate that shit.

" We all do, except that would have been a major step up. I'm talking literally, here. Girl was a total grandvestite. I can still smell the mothballs."

grandvestite by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

grandesmarvel 

grandesmarvel is a editor, specifically a tiktok editor who makes decent edits. is a big fan of ariana grande and marvel. she uses apps like capcut, video star and alight motion.

grandesmarvel is a great editor

grandesmarvel by wanda maximoff stan February 1, 2022

cookie granderson 

Another name for the multi all star mlb center fielder curtis granderson. The name originated from his sweet catches and sugary attitude both on and off the field. After each time granderson hits a home run the bleacher creatures in the outfield have been known to yell, "ding the cookies are done"

Hey jeter did you see cookie granderson make that diving catch last night to win the game?

cookie granderson by pugsalini127 July 22, 2010