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Teddy Grahamin' 

When one has reached the point where the only course of action left is to fill one's pockets full of teddy Grahams.
Tyler: I'm so, depressed. She dumped me. What's is there left for me to do?
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.
Teddy Grahamin' by NiceNsoftTP December 15, 2010
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Grahaming is named after Martha Graham, who developed her own unique style of modern dance. Graham technique frequently uses contractions, which require lots of core strength and control.

Grahaming is like planking, but for dancers. Instead of assuming the plank position, one would assume a position typical of Graham technique and then take a photo as proof.

As with planking, the more unusual or challenging the location, the more fun Grahaming will be.
Bob: What the hell are those people doing?

Amy: They're Grahaming. Look, one of them just fell into the fountain! She must have not had much core strength.
Grahaming by grahamer August 10, 2012
When someone force-shows you Instagram posts when you don't want to look. Then they continue to show you posts and expect you to laugh at every single one
Yo, Conrad won't stop grahaming me! He needs to chill out before I break his phone.
American origin: The act of grahaming is to not shower for days on while wearing a new or fresh set of clothes everyday.

Scents associated with grahaming are composed of B.O., sweat, moist but moldy gym socks, and rabbit ass.

Grahaming can be taken care of in two ways:
A) Scrub Party: Taking iron scrubbers and scrubbing the victim down (including genitalia) until fully clean or raw skin covers the entire body.

OR

B) Death: Self-explanitory.
Man #1 - Brother, that gentleman in aisle 4 has been grahaming for the past 12 weeks...

Man #2 - Shall we call the police?

Man #1 - Nay I say, we shall purchase iron scrubbers and have our annual Scrub Party!

Man #2 - Why are you talking so weird...?
Grahaming by Todd the Fox September 8, 2010
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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