Grahaming

Grahaming is named after Martha Graham, who developed her own unique style of modern dance. Graham technique frequently uses contractions, which require lots of core strength and control.

Grahaming is like planking, but for dancers. Instead of assuming the plank position, one would assume a position typical of Graham technique and then take a photo as proof.

As with planking, the more unusual or challenging the location, the more fun Grahaming will be.

Bob: What the hell are those people doing?

Amy: They're Grahaming. Look, one of them just fell into the fountain! She must have not had much core strength.

Grahaming by grahamer August 10, 2012

Grahaming

When someone force-shows you Instagram posts when you don't want to look. Then they continue to show you posts and expect you to laugh at every single one

Yo, Conrad won't stop grahaming me! He needs to chill out before I break his phone.

Grahaming by The Real Cheese July 5, 2020

Grahaming

American origin: The act of grahaming is to not shower for days on while wearing a new or fresh set of clothes everyday.

Scents associated with grahaming are composed of B.O., sweat, moist but moldy gym socks, and rabbit ass.

Grahaming can be taken care of in two ways:
A) Scrub Party: Taking iron scrubbers and scrubbing the victim down (including genitalia) until fully clean or raw skin covers the entire body.

OR

B) Death: Self-explanitory.

Man #1 - Brother, that gentleman in aisle 4 has been grahaming for the past 12 weeks...

Man #2 - Shall we call the police?

Man #1 - Nay I say, we shall purchase iron scrubbers and have our annual Scrub Party!

Man #2 - Why are you talking so weird...?

Grahaming by Todd the Fox September 8, 2010

Teddy Grahamin' 

When one has reached the point where the only course of action left is to fill one's pockets full of teddy Grahams.

Tyler: I'm so, depressed. She dumped me. What's is there left for me to do?
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.

Teddy Grahamin' by NiceNsoftTP December 15, 2010

grahamish 

To be cheap. One who does not supply the necessities.

I got a little grahamish on the air conditioning this year, my family will sweat.

grahamish by Furburger11 May 26, 2020

Gramming 

posting pictures in Instagram

John: Hey Nik, how was the music festival that you attended over weekend?
Nik: oh! dude, seriously! don’t tell me that you missed all my grammings

Reva: what’s the matter with all that grammings?
Julie: Meaning, me and Chris are now officially going out!

Gramming by CalvinQuicksilver October 1, 2014

Grahamification 

1. A method of estimating the effects of an action based on how irritating said action is to Graham M.
1. A consequence of an action or event, esp. when complex or unwelcomed by Graham M.

Have you considered the Grahamification of your actions and how they will affect the group as a whole?

Grahamification by 6pm Shortay December 8, 2010