Grab the gauge

Crazy ass song by Triple six Mafia (now known as Three 6 Mafia) with sick ass lyrics by Lord Infamous.

Lord Infamous: Infamous Is Comin Strapped

Like An Italian Arabic Iraqui
I Wreckon Ya South American
Killa Guerilla Columbian Muslim Or Some Loop Maniac
Comin To Rip Yo Damn Head Of Yo Neck Put Yo Heart In The Back
Then I Sprinkle Yo Ashes And Straight To The Head For The Chief

Of The Blunt And The Indicut Down In My Stash
I Reside In The Insane Asylum, The Bodies I Pound Them, On Infamous Island Where Ther is No Smilin', The Niggas Buckwild, The Weapons Are Silenced
Theres Nothin But Violence
Military Barbarian Buck Em And Bury Em, Fuck With The Scarier, Insanitarium, Popper And Carry Em, Theres No Merry Love, Only Murder Blood
Till I Take Something Worse

Outta All Ah These Hollow Points Burst In Disperse,
Goin Through Flesh And Bone Through The Back Of Your Shirt
You'll Be Burnt Up And Buried In Dirt, That'll Work
The Scarecrow Be Smokin These Niggas For Shit
They Cant Get With These Bitches They'll Never Compare
Im Comin From The Land Of Triple-6 Niggas

Still Suffering Everyday That I Swear
I See Them Fuckin Pressin On They Brother Mane
It Happens Everyday Dont Me Grab The Gauge
Dangerously I Play I Best To Kill With Gauge
And Put Yo Body In The Back Of That Gray Chevrolet

Grab the gauge by Infamous da Scarecrow February 28, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012