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grāp' noun: a genre of non-nude, softcore porn, and a combination of the words 'gray porn' (spelled with an '@' to avoid confusion with the fruit.) 'Gray' because it does not show any technical nudity, while having all the other signs of porn. Images and videos can range anywhere from lingerie dancing, twerking, or pleasure faces that show only from the cleavage, up -- to full on sex-scenes, where the camera is positioned such that no nipples, penis, vagina, or buttock cleavage can actually be seen. Subjects can talk dirty, have full-on orgasms, etc., just no actual nudity.
-no nipples
-no private parts
-buttock cleavage (butt cracks) must be either partially shown, or with at least a G-string
-only fluids used include saliva and semen (though only shown in the mouth, or on the face, cleavage, etc).
"Some people think gr@pe is a substitute to help get off porn. Some people think it's a gateway to get on porn.... It's somewhat gray to me."
gr@pe by forfunaccounts December 17, 2022
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