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got them hands 

Specifically referring to a BLACK person that can fight.

This is colloquial speech and can only be correctly applied when describing BLACK or sometimes in rare occasions HISPANIC people. Asians and Whites can under no circumstances be described as "got them hands".

While an Asian or White may single handedly knock 3 or more mexicans unconscious, he or she CAN NOT be referred to as "having them hands", only as a real ass nigga (it is always OK to refer to a white boy that knocks out 3 or more mexicans as a real ass nigga, ALWAYS, in fact fighting 3 mexicans at the same time is one of the few routes to caucasion real nigganess! 1 of 3 mexicans must be a real nigga and the white must scream out "EAT NIGGA EAT NIGGA DONT RUN OLE BITCH ASS NIGGA" while in the mix with the REALEST of the 3 mexicans to apply)

Finally this word is intended to be used in reference to the age demographic 13 - 24. When referring to a black that is Beyond the 13 - 24 demographic and can fight, some commonly accepted terms are "ain't no bitch as nigga", "real ass nigga", "a dog" etc.
Tyson: man if lil keith keeps bragging about a how he fucked peejay's ole lady them south-side niggas gonna jump his ass...

Jamaal: Hell naw boi, lil keith "GOT THEM HANDS"! I seen him knock out a cop and two bodyguards before. The cops had to call back up and mace that nigga. They hit him wit da taser and even after all of that they still needed John Cena to come thru and hit him with that attitude adjustment before he was finally subdued.

Tyson: yeah I guess your right... That nigga lil keith is a real ass nigga!

Jamaal: You a whole bitch, now you wan jump on lil keith dick, coward ass, I'll bat the piss out u
got them hands by ta-cum-ci April 15, 2014

but i aint got them hands tho 

a slang term for someone who think the know how to box
vic:hey moe did you work today
Moe: but i aint got them hands tho

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008