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Got ' Em is used as a , got em is a phrase said in triumph after successfully tricking someone, pulling off a prank, or making a joke at someone else's expense.
When they walked away with those$200 dollar teddy bear that they wouldn't have had to pay for if they didn't win because if you don't win you don't pay. Got Em!!!
Got E by Jamie dickhead June 2, 2022
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Nah, they got enough people! 

You see your ex being beaten up by a bunch of people and say to yourself maybe I should help? Then you think, nah they got enough people!
Nah, they got enough people!
An exclamation used after a brilliant comeback, that is incapable of being topped.
Guy 1: "You're a little bitch."

Guy 2: "well I fucked your mom....GOT EEEEM!"

(not actually a good comeback...just use your imagination)
got eem by B Dub January 25, 2005

Smoke 'em if you got 'em 

To tell someone that they have limited time to do something, or that someone needs to quickly finish up whatever they were already in the middle of. Usually said before something significant is about to happen that would make doing said thing more difficult to do later on.

Assumed to come from the military, with officers letting soldiers know that it was time to rest and indulge (e.g. smoking the cigarettes they earned/found) between movements. However, over time the term has somewhat evolved to imply preparedness and finality, as in "this may be the last time you can do this, so do it now".

Correct speech would be "smoke them if you've got them" which is usually cut down to "smoke 'em if you got 'em" or "smoke 'em if ya got 'em", depending on accent or how fast the phrase is being said.
"Hostiles incoming! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"
"Well, I'm the ride home, and I think it's time to go. Smoke 'em if you got 'em, and then I'm leaving - with or without you."
"Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. If at any point during the ride you become disoriented... there's nothing we can do about it. Now, have you removed all of your jewelry...? Are you allergic to shellfish...?" "JEEBS!" "RIGHT THEN! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"

got-ebayed

when you pay for something on ebay and receive nothing!!
when you pay for an item you won and they send you nothing and the seller closes their account, " dude i just got-ebayed"
got-ebayed by otti July 13, 2009

ha got eem 

What someone says after they say "DEEZ NUTZ"
Tom- Hey, somethin came in the mail today.
Wife- What?
Tom- DEEZ NUTZ!! HA GOT EEM
ha got eem by GaViN May 14, 2015