gortron

A very large unknown species of man thought to be part machine. He/it is not known to inhabit one particular land. He/it travels far and wide in search of the unholy session, mass feasting on trouts and onion sandwichs, he/it has short conscious time and as yet is only known to utter the words 'safe' and 'bleep bleep'

1)...see the amount you drank last night??!
.....yeah man almost became a gortron!!
2)...balls, did you see the state of that one i was with last night?
.....ha yeah looked like a gortron!!

by lu lu lu March 31, 2008

Callum Gorton

When your at a festival and she falls asleep with you balls deep

Callum Gorton was here

by BbiggusDickus June 21, 2019

The Gorton Fisherman

To have sex with a woman while she's on the rag. And when your finished to remove the tampon with your teeth

I Banged this prostitue then i bit her tampon string and pulled it out and it smelled like fish..Dude you totally gave her the gorton fisherman

by Scooter Pie all over September 4, 2012

gorton

gorton, one of manchesters roughest towns, thriving with scallies and a society that will quick enough shit on your grave than arange your funerals. To be a true person from gorton, you have to carry a knife, have the skills to "twok" a car, wear cheap tracksuits and be/ have a girl pregnant at 15. such a wonderfull place! no, realy, i do love it

gorton, no examples, just weed and alchohol abuse all da way

by terra boi fromk da manc bronx October 26, 2007

Gostrondude

The best developer in the world. He can code almost anything and he is super nice to everyone he sees/meets

JOhn: Man, Gostrondude is really cool!
charlie: I know right man, he is so cool!

Jenifer: Gostrondude is really hot ;)
Fags: Na nigga that get lel

by G0st September 8, 2018

Gorton Fisherman

An uncircumcised cock that resembles the friendly fisherman

"Oh no..Eddie isn't circumcised...hes got a Gorton Fisherman thing going on girl"

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 13, 2015

Gorton's Fisherman

What the Islanders wore on their jerseys in the 90's

Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey

by Nickity Nuckity June 7, 2018