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Gorilla Fingers 

Huge ass blunts, thick and tight, only rolled by the best.
Brendan:Yo that kid Jeff rolls fucking gorilla fingers for blunts.

Kurt: You think so?

Brendan: Yea man, not as big as Calvins though. He rolls cannons!
Gorilla Fingers by chronicnodro March 24, 2010
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Gorilla Fingers 

Large to Unhealthy lines of cocaine that when spread out with a razor or credit/ID/Metro Card resembles a gorilla's finger.

Used as a noun.
Hey John, will you cut me out another gorilla finger? I need to start my day.

Yo son you always hook it up with those fat gorilla fingers. My nose bled for hours last time.
Gorilla Fingers by Suicide You Later! December 19, 2008

gorilla fingers 

Human fecal matter. Generally sitting at the bottom of the toilet.

See Lincoln logs.
Aw man, someone left some gorilla fingers in the toilet.
gorilla fingers by Andre January 15, 2004

Gorilla Fingers 

Gorilla fingers is when you handle Hashish and your fingers are brown and stained from the hashish.
I got gorilla fingers from rolling this spliff

gorilla finger 

An insanely thick Marijuana cigarette (joint) comparable in size to a gorilla's finger.
"Johnny sparked up a gorilla finger in the courtyard"

gorilla finger 

a line of cocaine the size of a gorilla finger
$trizz hates doing bumps, he prefers to do fat gorilla fingers of coke instead.
gorilla finger by Uphill $trizzy October 11, 2006

gorilla finger 

A blunt, you know the shit niggas smoke when they rollin in they hoopty
gorilla finger by Alex Maio September 16, 2005
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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