Gorget Share definition Flag The act of having a hot, sweaty sex session with Alana Lynn Osborn, preferably in a jacuzzi, and then proceeding to relax on a sunset-washed beach. Bro #1: Yeah bro, Lana and I are TOTALLY going to gorget over winter break. Bro #2: That's hawt. Gorget by NOT Matt Brunell December 21, 2008 Get the Gorget mug.