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goon squat 

A motion used by a wide variety of people that involves dropping their behind to the ground (as in dropping it like it's hot), erecting their middle fingers and looking over their shoulder. To be used in any situation that requires a healthy dose of swag or in a moment that haters need to be confronted by your crew.
Person 1: Look at those haters over there.

Rest of group: *Goon Squat*

Person 1: I'm feeling quite hood right now. *Goon Squat*
goon squat by bisonlova September 17, 2011
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GOON Squad 

A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad".
Yo! See those goons? They're part of the GOON Squad Elite!
GOON Squad by GOONCaptain February 13, 2013

goon squad 

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.
goon squad by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Nerd Goon Squad 

A group or brotherhood of Nerds that protects each other from others trying to abuse their fellow nerd. They tend to join groups, teams, tournaments, and/or clubs together as a Goon Squad to "monopolize" or run a group or organization. Unlike the other less organized Goon Squad,They use each others skills or talents to benefit all the Nerds in the Goon Squad.
I hate it when the Nerd Goon Squad comes to the Video Game tournaments and Fucks shit up by kicking all those punk's asses.
Nerd Goon Squad by Bobafett1 June 28, 2010

goony goon squad 

a gang started from dipset spreading across nyc and westchester county
yo the goony goon squad is down wit it
goony goon squad by mike January 27, 2005

goon squad 

5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear
5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole
goon squad by Mrs P August 2, 2007

goon squaded 

When you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.
I was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.
goon squaded by Slumpyman November 8, 2015
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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