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google machine 

Something old people call google. I dont know if they actually think that google is actually a machine. MAybe they think it is the computer. idk.
example 1: Grandpa - who's pitching for the redsox game today billy.
billy - I don't know granpa.
Grandpa - Well, why dont you just go get on your fucking google machine and find it on there.
example 2: billy - Hey, grandpa you catch any fish this weekend.
grandpa - I dont know why dont you just go ask your god damn google machine.
google machine by spanky1234 January 24, 2009
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Google machine 

Common parlance for a computer, typically with access to the Internet
How did you find that out, did you check that out on your google machine?

Sam got home and looked up his friend TIM on his google machine
Google machine by Chiguy21 January 1, 2012

To the Google Machine 

a term someone uses to say look it up on google, but in a more cool way.
Jim-Bob: Who is Santa Christ?
Von Hohenheim: To the Google Machine!

googlemachie 

Unlike a Text Listing or PPP, a person who spends most of their time online using a search engine offered in the Google Services Online, 24/7/365 is known as a google machine, aka googlemachie
I thought He heard everything I said to him at work this AM, about being a 'country bumpkin' but as well beyond all my hopes and dreams, no, he was already searching out the terms I tried to explain to him like some kind of "googlemachie"
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