Goofyism 

This is the religion of the Goof ball. The Goof is a rare and hard to find person, Chances are if you are always laughing it could be the person with you. They are non-judgmental and always looking for fun! Remember Gooficus set us forward to Goof around!

My religion is Goofyism, I am a Goofyist, or goof ball!!

Goofyism by Dr Goofy Mofo April 11, 2008

Goffyism 

Describes a particular philosophical way of thinking, which involves striving to achieve human enlightenment through "M.M. Optimization"

1: "Goffyism is stupid"
2: "Yeah, but at least they Goffyists are having fun!"

Goffyism by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022

M.M. (Goffyism) 

M.M. is a term used in Goffyistic philosophical thought to describe one of its cornerstones of enlightenment. M.M. encapsulates the basic human desire to let loose and be nonsensical. Though it is quoted as being essential to happiness, behaving against society's norms for too long is recognised as self-destructive. It is a relative term.

Being 'goofy' for the sake of it, is therefore one of the main ways to achieve happiness.

"That dude is in M.M. (Goffyism) right now! Look how much fun he's having"

M.M. (Goffyism) by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022

Goofism 

Goofism is the the illness or sickness of being a good. Examples, hardcore, non-stop thievery, pathological liars, and basically anyone who is constantly fucking you around, all are infected with goofism. It is highly contagious and passed on by hanging out with goofs

Nanaimo is a town that runs rampit with goofism in BC. If you're an all around decent person, beware, goofism will fuck with your entire life and is also very contagious

Goofism by Generallygoodheartedwoman July 22, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004