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goofygobbler 

someone so goofy they cant be classified as a human but a gobbler
hes so strange, what a goofygobbler.
goofygobbler by Maona April 11, 2024

goochgobbler 

One who gobbles gooches.
Man that chick is atotal goochgobbler
goochgobbler by Stephen Mctowelie January 13, 2008

GOOFY Gobbler Monkey Ballz 

He acts like my mum and is a cloud gobbler
He is a Goofy Monkey ball gobbler.
GOOFY Gobbler Monkey Ballz means that someone is a gobbler.

goofygabbled 

my friend sent this on the discord, i think she meant that i was an idiot. i also love sucking cock too. so yeah
you such a goofygabbled
goofygabbled by ARSHAAAAYYYYY August 27, 2023

The Goofygoobers 

Amazing people even better than the SEX HAVERS. yeah thats right.
"Hey have u heard of the sex havers?" John asked Marcus
"The sex havers? They old news man, the goofygoobers are wayyy better!" Marcus replied
The Goofygoobers by B3DBR4TZ_XOXO November 16, 2021

GoofyGoober 

Someone that jokes a lot and calls them self goofy-goober from the movie the SpongeBob movie.
Your such GoofyGoober now let know let’s have se-
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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