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Goober, Goob, or Gooby

Gu-burr Goober: 1. a nice way of calling someone an idiot after they've done something idiotic. 2. A nice way of telling someone they are wrong about something.

Guuub Goob. 1. A shortened form of the word above.
OMG you are a such a goober, the sky is orange!!!!!

Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)
Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

Gooby Gooby 

Geena: You're are a Gooby Gooby
Erin: I know
Gooby Gooby by T"Daddy"Pickles January 7, 2011

goob goob g'joob 

a lyric used in the beatles song "i am the walrus"
i am the walrus goob goob g'joob goob goob g'joob
goob goob g'joob by chilly boi January 16, 2019

gooby goober 

An idiot.
gooby goober by gabagaooher February 7, 2024

gooby hole 

A tradition begun in the year 1997 by the infamous Bob Craft. The essence of creating an asshole with salad tongs. A magnificent process that has baffled scientists for decades, Holocaust survivors, and noscoping scrublords all day. A gooby hole is a hole that can or may not be a sexual orifice; it may be made with salad tongs in a random place on the body that there was not an orifice before.
Tony: Damn, Bob, you see that chick over there?
Bob: Yeah I'd stick it in her gooby hole