goober snatch 

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."

Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."

goober snatch by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007

goober snatch 

a girl whose puss leaves "boogers" on you after sex.

man, she knew how to work it, but she had a goober snatch.

goober snatch by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

goober snatch 

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

goober snatch by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

goobersnatch

complete goofball, nut, dingbat, etc.

Don't be such a goobersnatch!

goobersnatch by Zimmi April 14, 2005

goobersnatch

Goofball, nut, crazy person

You are such a goobersnatch!

goobersnatch by Zimmi April 14, 2005