goober snatch 

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."

Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."

goober snatch by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou May 11, 2007

goober snatch 

a girl whose puss leaves "boogers" on you after sex.

man, she knew how to work it, but she had a goober snatch.

goober snatch by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

goober snatch 

someone who is being "un cool"

bro your being such a goober snatch

goober snatch by drayven edward hugh bonenfant November 2, 2023

goobersnatch

complete goofball, nut, dingbat, etc.

Don't be such a goobersnatch!

goobersnatch by Zimmi April 14, 2005

goobersnatch

Goofball, nut, crazy person

You are such a goobersnatch!

goobersnatch by Zimmi April 14, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022