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gonnoherpesyphilaids
Often contracted from dirty whores, Or 75% of Brownsburg High School's Senior Class. Often confused with herpegonnosyphiltitis but is far more deadly. This, a true combination of all STDs is often found lingering about any gay bar.
Damn, I boinked this bitch I heard she was dirty, all I thought I was going to get was herpegonnosyphiltitis but I got gonnoherpesyphilaids instead!
gonnoherpesyphilaids by VWguy February 20, 2005
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gonnorhific
(1)A blend of the word terrific with reference to a sexually transmissable infection. (2)An adjective insulting something, generally of a sexual or biological nature, that is extremely unpleasant or malformed. (3)Used in conjunction with heavy sarcasm and often raised (in consternation)eyebrows.
First recorded use in summer 2004 in British Columbia.
First recorded use in summer 2004 in British Columbia.
"So how do you like my piercing? The swelling should go down in a few weeks."
"Wow dude, it's just gonnorhific!"
"Wow dude, it's just gonnorhific!"
gonnorhific by TJ Noggins July 29, 2004
gonnoriffic
When a chick (or guy) is smoking hot, but they look like they might be carrying a couple funky STD's.
gonnoriffic by ratchulence September 11, 2005
Gonnoherpesyphillaids
The infliction of the common whore. A melange of the most unpleasant and disgusting STIs known today. The simple term to describe the physical health of sluts and whores around the world!
Gonnoherpesyphillaids by Blondedivian June 23, 2009
gonnareaha breath
gonnareaha breath by renwalker1 April 17, 2009
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