Gonna K 

I am going to sleep

Person 1: “aye bro I’m gonna k soon”

Person 2: “alright bro, goodnight”

Gonna K by RedFlare17 April 23, 2021

Gonna Kill It 

To excel:to do very well;Kick Ass and Take Names.

1)Owen is taking his test today. He studied a lot for it so he's gonna kill it!

2) I'm running a 5K today, I'm gonna kill it!

Gonna Kill It by Jake from Park and Spinnybeck April 21, 2014

I'm gonna kick my dog 

Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.

Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".

I'm gonna kick my dog by kaleb _ Dahlgren January 26, 2009

i’m gonna kill myself

what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred

*breaks pencil lead*

“i’m gonna kill myself”

i’m gonna kill myself by depressed-omlet November 4, 2019

Marshall Gonna Kill Me

Marshall Gonna Kill Me is also another meaning of the abbreviation MGK.

Guy: Do you like MGK?
Me: Heck no!
I like Marshall Gonna Kill Me MGK

Marshall Gonna Kill Me by mnmseminem July 28, 2019

I'm gonna kill you with a spoon 

Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.

I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.

I'm gonna kill you with a spoon by Hihihhygdhvfttyyuipo November 18, 2016

I'm gonna kill myself 

An alternative expression for "I'm tired" or "There's a little discomfort", usually used by millennials & Gen Zs.

"I'm so tired, I'm gonna kill myself"
"Oh my god I am going to kill myself"

I'm gonna kill myself by shouldijumpoffthebuildingyes September 8, 2021