gong show

Actions that show, create, or contribute to a sloppy, drunken mess.

Andy: "Dude! Look at all those fucking cars- I'm never gonna find mine."

Alex: "We shoulda parked closer to the bar. FUCK."

Brandon: "Focus guys we didn't drive. We took the ferry."

Sober people watching: "What a gong show."

by Aubs1 August 09, 2006

gong show

An event marred by confusion,ineptitude,and shenanigens.

Fuck dude, we got Creepy to try to record some of our shit, it turned into a two week gong show.

by The Gargler March 20, 2004

gong show

totally out of control shit show, no organisation

Yesterday at work was a total gong show, nobody knew what was going on.

by g-g-g--g-g-ggunit June 20, 2005

gong show

the term gong show is widely used in the hockey locker rooms across canada. it has become the nickname of many out-of-control young men. while mainly used by hockey players, the common person may use it in everyday conversation. to be a gong show, one must be able to pull the chute, as well as be crazy, stupid, loud, obnoxious, annoying, out of control, confused, a frequent streaker, terribly unlucky, inept, a drunk, a lazy ass, or any combination of all of these

spence is a definite gongshow. tonight, at dinner before the game, he choked on a piece of chicken, coughed it up into his nasal cavity, blew it out his nose, and ate it again. in the game he got in a fight, broke a guys leg, and scored a goal. afterward, he put on his pink sunglasses and hopped in the shower with the team, then ran naked through the rink giggling like a little girl.

by tex July 24, 2004

gong show

One who does exceedingly stupid or irrational things, usually but not necessarily while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. The word is believed to have originated as a spin-off of the 1976 ABC sitcom ‘The Gong Show’ where participants would perform until the judges deemed their performance too awful to continue. Note: gong show is commonly abbreviated to 'gong'. The act of calling somone a gong show is often accompanied by two of his buddies bashing an immaginary gong.

Wow, he's got vodka taped to his balls, what a gong show!
Tribe, your a fuckin gong show!
He just slid head 1st into a giant mud puddle 10 minutes before his philosophy exam, what a gong.

by Matt Tribe December 14, 2003

gong show

bunch of fucking retards contributing to a manic scene - one of limited productivity and massive fucking up and ineptitude

this place is a fucking gong show.

by newbruno August 02, 2006

gong show

an out of control scene, area, sporting event. pretty much anything out of control, off the hook, etc.

the frat party was an absolute free for all. it was a total gong show

by Anonymous February 02, 2003