Some people have 'heart throbs' but golf enthusiasts have Golf Throbs. A Golf Throb is sought out by those who have great and sometimes scary admiration/infatuation with a single person over their golfing ability. This infatuation can lead to sexual fantasies and instant erections are known to happen when in their Golf Throbs presence.
Bernard after watching Chandler tee off - "Did you see how far he hit that ball? That was 400 yards! Now excuse me while I go tend to my 3-Wood while thinking about my new Golf Throb."
by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 June 9, 2015
To fall asleep mid-afternoon while watching golf on television. A state of 'half sleep' during weekend golf television, sometimes involving waking golf dreams.
by joshuajdickerson1 April 19, 2009
by stsbmx August 25, 2015
Quin: Eric, what are you doing tonight man?
Eric: Just planning on playing golf without my parents knowing.
Quin: That's tight! Don't get caught!
Eric: Just planning on playing golf without my parents knowing.
Quin: That's tight! Don't get caught!
by Eric Swagner June 2, 2011
by Floggnaw1303 December 7, 2016
The pinnacle game of choice in the modern sporting era. The game involves visting 18 different pubs, in 18 different locations, drinking an achoholic drink of previously specified choice. The aim is to complete the course, and the winner is decided as to who can complete the course in the fewest number of consecutive 'sips'.
The lowest possible score in Pub Golf is 18 shots. This would require 'downing' each drink in one go, and without stopping. Any player taking any more shots that the standard course par of 72 is deemed a fucking weiner.
Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.
Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.
by Steeman February 16, 2006
A meaningless, arrogant sport played by rich, white businessmen who make deals with one another to shape this country up a bit among themselves. The design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big the course is. The ball is about six inches in diameter. Watching it is the equivalent of watching flies fuck.
John: Did you watch the PGA golf tourney this weekend?
Jane: I had better things to do, such as look up the word "golf" on the Urban Dictionary.
Jane: I had better things to do, such as look up the word "golf" on the Urban Dictionary.
by Explaining teen slang March 19, 2018