golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew Sara had cheated on me, so before I dumped her, I gave her a golden starfish

golden starfish by Brian H October 26, 2005

golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew she had cheated on me so before I dumped Angela, I gave her a golden starfish.

golden starfish by Brian He July 20, 2008

Golden Starfish, the 

The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.

Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!

Golden Starfish, the by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005

golden starfighters 

Really dumb shit

A ; Have you seen the new event
B ; yeah it's totally golden starfighters

golden starfighters by Unvod July 1, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004