golden ram 

Punching a full bladder from the anus

John really wanted to water his lawn so I gave him a golden ram.

golden ram by Ramsphere July 4, 2017

the golden ram 

The child of prophecy who attains his powers by controlling the thread of power that was separated from the three fates. He becomes superhuman and grows ram horns and gets a 25% muscle increase when he goes "Golden". He has infinite power and according to DC Comics he is about 342.78 times more powerful than superman if he eats his pasta. His weakness is pineapples and the power of love. Protector of Grayslake, coin collector, proud single father of 1 bird, Greg's heir to the sweep single.

If you're stuck in a jam call the golden ram! Unless you're some kind of uhhhh liberal.

the golden ram by TheGoldenRam August 26, 2017

Golden Ramsey 

Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.

The meatloaf was burnt so James gave his wife a Golden Ramsey.

Golden Ramsey by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020

Golden Ramsay 

A Golden Ramsay is the combination of getting a golden shower while being screamed at and insulted like Gordon Ramsay does.

Todd gave Kristin a Golden Ramsay and she seemed to like it.

Golden Ramsay by Dabbii January 23, 2018