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the golden ram 

The child of prophecy who attains his powers by controlling the thread of power that was separated from the three fates. He becomes superhuman and grows ram horns and gets a 25% muscle increase when he goes "Golden". He has infinite power and according to DC Comics he is about 342.78 times more powerful than superman if he eats his pasta. His weakness is pineapples and the power of love. Protector of Grayslake, coin collector, proud single father of 1 bird, Greg's heir to the sweep single.
If you're stuck in a jam call the golden ram! Unless you're some kind of uhhhh liberal.
the golden ram by TheGoldenRam August 26, 2017

Golden Ramsey 

Verb: The Golden Ramsey is the act of pissing in your partner's face followed by screaming insults towards them.
The meatloaf was burnt so James gave his wife a Golden Ramsey.
Golden Ramsey by Sttbowfisher March 26, 2020

Golden Ramsay 

A Golden Ramsay is the combination of getting a golden shower while being screamed at and insulted like Gordon Ramsay does.
Todd gave Kristin a Golden Ramsay and she seemed to like it.
Golden Ramsay by Dabbii January 23, 2018

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026