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Golden Handshake 

When you shake a man's hand and each of you unzip mid-handshake and consummate the union of joined hands with a hearty urination on and around the hands and forearms. This is the highest form of respect and a sign of good faith for a future business or political relationship.
John entered the boardroom and was met by Brian from Memphis Corp. Brian wanted to make sure John knew he was serious about the future business relationship so he unzipped and bore his penis while offering his hand and gave John a proper Golden Handshake. John followed suit and extended his penis towards the union of hands and made it a reciprocated golden handshake.
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Golden Handshake 

The act of passing a condom via handshake between bros. Most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. The handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. Should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it's original owner.
Bro 1: Dan got with Sarah last night... hope he used a dome!
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.
Golden Handshake by DanTheMan666 October 3, 2013

golden handshake 

The act of urinating on one's own hand then vigorously shaking the hand of another
Wow, Bill was pleased with himself after he gave his boss a golden handshake for stealing his idea.

Golden Handshake 

When your in firecamp and have to apply goldbond powder to your nuts. You then try and shake someone's hand with your powdery nut hand.
I got Reeder with the golden handshake in firecamp this morning.
Golden Handshake by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

The Golden Handshake 

When your recieving a succulent handjob from a lass and you decide to release the golden stream of piss on to her
Aw lads did you hear about Rory last night? Sealed the deal with the golden handshake
The Golden Handshake by Strokeahole February 7, 2019
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