gold turd

A really shitty car that still runs

Victors gold turd is so shitty that he crashed it on purpose

by Thejoesenone February 3, 2017

gold-painted turd

Something that has excessive hyperbole and popularity, pawned off as being great and excellent, when, underneath all the hoopla and hype, is actually quite pathetic, obnoxious, overpraised, and downright overrated.

As for the TV show "Grey's Anatomy", what a gold-painted turd.

by RDS May 18, 2006

gold plated turd

No matter how hard you try to improve certain things, its basic nature remains the same.

"That car fanatic has been spending thousands of dollars on that '58 Edsel...its just a gold plated turd!"

by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005

Rude Goldturd

Some Gay guy who pays for sex from underage Boys and rewards them with Housing, Food, Clothes, Cars, Money, Power ...

Rude Goldturd is so butt ugly he has to pay some kid from the country side who has never rode in a new car for a piece of ass.

by blacky9er#9er November 20, 2014