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gold-painted turd 

Something that has excessive hyperbole and popularity, pawned off as being great and excellent, when, underneath all the hoopla and hype, is actually quite pathetic, obnoxious, overpraised, and downright overrated.
As for the TV show "Grey's Anatomy", what a gold-painted turd.
gold-painted turd by RDS May 18, 2006

gold plated turd 

No matter how hard you try to improve certain things, its basic nature remains the same.
"That car fanatic has been spending thousands of dollars on that '58 Edsel...its just a gold plated turd!"

Rude Goldturd 

Some Gay guy who pays for sex from underage Boys and rewards them with Housing, Food, Clothes, Cars, Money, Power ...
Rude Goldturd is so butt ugly he has to pay some kid from the country side who has never rode in a new car for a piece of ass.
Rude Goldturd by blacky9er#9er November 20, 2014

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026