Going Retarded 

Smoking enough weed or drinking enough to act like you are literally retarded.

Dude, John just smoked a quarter-ounce of wax and he's going retarded

Going Retarded by bagel666 May 6, 2018

going retarded 

Going commando (without underwear) while wearing jeans. Which is a really stupid thing to do, because jeans are tight and stiff and rough and would make it extremely uncomfortable.

1:"Karen wasn't wearing any underwear last night."
2:"But she was wearing jeans. She went retarded!"

going retarded by Oren February 23, 2005