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going incognito 

1. the act of concealing one's identity or remaining under the radar, i.e. trying to hide in plain sight
2. the act of explicitly harassing a coworker, using racial slurs and threatening extreme violence, similar to a bale out (must contain at least 2/3)
3. any threat to defecate in the mouth of a friend delivered via text message or voicemail ala Richie Incognito formerly of the Miami Dolphins
1. yo, have you seen Richie around?
nah, he's going incognito after some chick accused him of groping her with a golf club
2. yo, did you hear about Jonathan?
what happened?
apparently, richie went incognito on his ass and called him a n***** and said he'd kill him
what's a n******?
i don't know, they never take off the *s
3. dude, my ex just texted me she was gonna shit in my mouth
damn! what'd you do to get her to go incognito on your ass?
going incognito by afarb November 11, 2013

going incognito 

When you don't want your mum looking at your search history because its full of anime porn.
Dude: Ahh my mum caught me at it again!
Dude 2: You know, going incognito will solve all of your problems. Its a life skill.
going incognito by LikeDAtAssSHit October 8, 2019

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026