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god curch 

Something jake Paul puts in his songs when he dosent know what rhymes with the word "merch"
"I I got some new merch and it's selling like a god curch"
god curch by Claybuck18 July 2, 2017
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God Church 

n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.
I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.
God Church by DJFudrucker June 2, 2017

God Church 

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)
God Church by Anusboi June 10, 2017

God church 

A made up word that Jake Paul came up with so he would have something to rhyme with merch in his awful music video.
And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church
God church by TheWordSubmitter June 11, 2017

like a god church 

A lyric in Jake Pauls' song "It's Everyday Bro", it has no real meaning, it just rhymed with the song. When Jake Paul was asked what it meant, he said he had "no fucking idea"
"And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church"

god church 

what word jake paul uses when he cant rhyme the word "merch" in his trashy song
drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church - jake from state farm (2017)
god church by LeafyIsLyfe June 14, 2017

selling like a god church 

Some stupid shit jake Paul said!
I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church.
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