goat hairs 

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.

I fucking hate goat hairs man.

goat hairs by Fech1990 August 23, 2015

Old lady goat hair 

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight

I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.

Old lady goat hair by Grandarthma July 17, 2022

Goat Hair 

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

Goat Hair by Big and Weird May 30, 2021