goat dick

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

by dfb299 January 20, 2013

goat dick

An uncircumcised penis or a penis that is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

by Shabazzz December 14, 2008

goat dick

An uncircumcised penis or a penis is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.

Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.

by Shabazzz December 09, 2008

Goat Dick

A large blunt or cigar. Resembling a goats dick.

I'm about to roll a goat dick

by k Keister's quick February 02, 2015

dick-goat

(noun)
1.a pubic hair goatee
2.ballsack
used as a vulgar, insulting slang word

"Yo I got a mean dick-goat going on."
"That guy is a total dick-goat."

by Grape Jelly October 20, 2006

Goat dick

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool

Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick

by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024