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Goat Dick 

A large blunt or cigar. Resembling a goats dick.
I'm about to roll a goat dick
Goat Dick by k Keister's quick February 2, 2015

goat dick 

An uncircumcised penis or a penis that is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.
Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.
goat dick by Shabazzz December 14, 2008

goat dick 

An uncircumcised penis or a penis is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.
Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.
goat dick by Shabazzz December 9, 2008

Goat dick 

Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool
Jeff didn’t want to go to the movies with us he’s not goat dick
Goat dick by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024

dick-goat 

(noun)
1.a pubic hair goatee
2.ballsack
used as a vulgar, insulting slang word
"Yo I got a mean dick-goat going on."
"That guy is a total dick-goat."
dick-goat by Grape Jelly October 20, 2006

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat 

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!
ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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