an animal that will climb nearly vertical mountains to lick salt off the tops of mountains because they crave that mineral
Why is that goat climbing that mountain?
Because he craves that mineral
by A_Ratchet_Sloth January 01, 2015
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great, awesome, unbelievable, spectacular, amazing at what they do. Used more freely now than just the Greatest Of All Time.
Takeoff is the goat. (even though this can be clearly disputed although he is extremely good at what he does but not necessarily the Greatest Of All Time)
by Goldberg10 October 10, 2017
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One of the Highly intellegant animals that lives in rocky mountains. These creatures actually seem to be smarter than the average human being, however they don't have all the technology because of a lack of opposable thumbs.
by bobo October 16, 2003
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Goat: a domestic animal kept to be milked, pet, and mercilessly sacrificed to Giants and/or for religious beliefs.
If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list:
-horns on head
-possible beard
-furry
-smallish tail in tail area
-some hooves
-derpy look in eyes
-seriously you'll know by the derpyness
Guy 1: "Man, you're looking a lil goaty."
Guy 2: "oh damn, where?"
Guy 1:"it's your eyes they're looking to derpalisious."

"Did you see that goat, I recognized it by its derp."

"I was just walking down the street yesterday, and outa no where this goat came along and jumped from my trampoline to the neighbours large industrial building."
by Thatonechickwhodidsomething March 05, 2016
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Tucking back your balls and dick, then bending over thus resembling the back of a goat...according to the rules of the game, the person who looks gets 4 kicks in the ass. For more info. on the game, watch the movie "Waiting...".
The unexpecting person looked behind him to discover his friend posing the goat.
by nickky joe March 02, 2006
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A Turkish delight. Something Turkish men do when lonely.
Yo, look at Ahmet giving it to that poor goat!
You shoulda have seen Muhammed...he'z a real goatmaster!
Wait til you see Hassan in action!
by Destouches February 04, 2005
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